Kim Kardashian’s Giant Breasts Soak Up Some Sun (a Lot of Sun!)

Here’s Kim Kardashian in Miami over the weekend where she somehow hung out with Christina Aguilera. I don’t know how something like that even happens, but I’m more surprised with the fact Kim actually looks like she didn’t alert the paparazzi to her presence. (Exhibit A: butt crack.) That aside, clearly I was way off about her nipple in the Justin Bieber post because Kim Kardashian doesn’t even have any. How the hell are we seeing tits from every conceivable angle and not a single trace of areola? Voodoo? Santeria? Khloe was hungry for pepperoni one day? I need answers!